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So, Rachel, how would you predict the outcome of this mind-boggling presidential campaign? Do you think it will really end today, so I can see my kids before Christmas? Remember Bush v. Gore, 2000?
The closest analogy I can come up with is the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, when the Bohemian Protestants stormed Prague Castle and threw two Catholic imperial officials and their secretary out the window for violating the Holy Roman Emperor Rudolph II’s Letter of Majesty granting Catholics religious freedom.
Abstrusely astute, Rachel. But let’s cut to the heart of the story, which, as usual, takes place in my home town of Philadelphia, where Hillary received a tremendous boost at the DNC back in August and wrapped up her campaign yesterday with a tremendous Philly style rally!
But the defenestration….
Rachel, I love historical analysis too but this isn't the time. Please...
So here it is, folks, our final prediction. Nate of 538 may have the stats, but we’ve got the collective wisdom of PSYBC’s Dream Team of psychoanalytic pundits.